Trust Quotes About Believes, Short Funny, Friends

Trust Quotes About Believes, Short Funny, Friends

Trust Quotes About Believe, Most Famous, Short Funny, Friends, Deep, Love, Trust, Never, For Relationships, Him, Her, Doubt

Short Funny Quotes

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

Unknown

Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it’s broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection.

Lady Gaga

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

George Carlin

You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Joe Moore

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Charles Spurgeon

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

Winston Churchill
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