Top 10 Funny Jokes:
Boy: Do you want to be a sun in my life?
Girl: Awww … Yeah, yeah!!!
Boy: Good then you stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
He: The principal’s so stupid.
She: You know who I am, huh?
He: No … No.
She: I’m the daughter of the principal.
He: You know who I am, huh?
She: No … No.
He: Good, man! * Walks away from us *
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Count the number of stars in the sky that is how much I love you.
Girl: What, But it’s a day there are no stars.
Male: I could have gone to the end of the world for you.
Female: Yes, but you want to stay there?
Male: I am offering you myself.
Female: I ‘m sorry that I never accept cheap gifts.
Male: I want to share it all with you.
Female: Let’s get started from your bank account.
Gems: Why are all these people running around?
John: They ‘re going to try to get a cup.
Gems: Who’s going to get a cup?
John: The guy who’s winning.
Gems: Then why are all the rest of us running?
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