Top 10 dirty husband-wife jokes at starsquotes

Top 10 Dirty Husband-Wife Jokes at starsquotes

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Dirty husband-wife jokes


  • “I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day”.
  • “I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.”


A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To…


A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23-year-old beauty?

“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.!”

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

Well, he replied. “I said I was 87!”


“Darling, can I go out in this dress?”

“Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”


  • What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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