Tommy Chong Quotes:
Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong’s career, so it’s just natural. You know, I was a musician before I met Cheech and had a record with Motown, and so I’ve got the cred.
Tommy Chong
Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.
Tommy Chong
But you can’t exercise and be high. It’s impossible.
Tommy Chong
Cigarettes, I won’t do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
Tommy Chong
Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.
Tommy Chong
I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.
Tommy Chong
I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
Tommy Chong
I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn’t matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you’d get the girls.
Tommy Chong
I’m as clean as a whistle.
Tommy Chong
If I don’t get paid I’m going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.
Tommy Chong
Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I’d kick back.
Tommy Chong
No. Maceo played sax, didn’t he, well they used to sit in.
Tommy Chong
One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn’t get in cause it was to crowded.
Tommy Chong
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
Tommy Chong
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
Tommy Chong
They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we’re vulnerable.
Tommy Chong
Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
Tommy Chong
We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.
Tommy Chong
Well I don’t know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don’t think you can lose your citizenship though.
Tommy Chong
My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.
Tommy Chong
A lot of prophets have gone to jail.
Tommy Chong
There’s a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.
Tommy Chong