Tombstone Quotes:
I was never a western guy, but I happened upon ‘Tombstone’ one day on TV and was really sort of taken with it. It’s one of those movies that, if it’s on TV, I can’t turn it off. I just have to watch the whole thing.
Nick Kroll
If I have a tombstone when it’s all over, it will say, ‘He tried to connect.’
Mandy Patinkin
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
Charles Spurgeon
On my tombstone, I want written: ‘He never did ‘Love Boat!’
Orson Welles
The chances that your tombstone will read ‘Killed by Asteroid’ are about the same as they’d be for ‘Killed in Airplane Crash.’
Neil deGrasse Tyson
I used to have nightmares that they would put ‘He played Ted’ on my tombstone.
Keanu Reeves
My parents are avid supporters of me, and just hearing my name and the word ‘Grammy’ in the same sentence would be a dream come true. I mean, that’s something you put on your tombstone.
Morgan Wallen
I never understood why when you died, you didn’t just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn’t be there. I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’
Andy Warhol
Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every eulogy reminds me to deepen my dash, that place on the tombstone between our birth and our death.
Regina Brett
I hope that on my tombstone it says ‘Born 1933, died 2043.’ I hope that’s my legacy.
Quincy Jones
I did not want my tombstone to read, ‘She kept a really clean house.’ I think I’d like them to remember me by saying, ‘She opened government to everyone.’
Ann Richards
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
Eartha Kitt
I’ve always felt that, when I looked at my tombstone, it shouldn’t say, ‘Mehmet Oz banged out 10,000 open-heart operations.’ I’ve probably done 5,000. Am I any better at it than 10,000? He shook his head. It’s just a different number on the tombstone.
Mehmet Oz
On my tombstone it will say: ‘I tried everything – nothing was easy.’
Rita Rudner
Fire Yourself. Outsource some of your life. Because you know what won’t be cute on a tombstone? ‘Her grind was impeccable, and she did it all by herself.’
Luvvie Ajayi
I don’t understand why somebody would wanna scratch their name in somebody’s tombstone or anything. But fans are rabid, man; they do unheard-of things.
Vinnie Paul
I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’
Andy Warhol
When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, ‘I have arrived.’ Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.
Yul Brynner
If being the lightning rod that started the Tea Party is what’s written on my tombstone, I’ll be very happy.
Rick Santelli
Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
Billy Sunday
The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.
Mary Wilson Little