Sean Evans Quotes About University, Hopeless, Storm, Expert

Sean Evans Quotes About University, Hopeless, Storm, Expert

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The NBA was once a league full of guys who topped out at 5-foot-9, wore belts in their shorts, and reeked of pomade. When it came to dishing the ball there was only one option: the bounce pass. The game’s changed a lot since then.

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It’s not easy to embarrass the University of Arkansas. The place is basically a truck stop with a quad.

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Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise.

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Stadiums are notoriously bad for cell phone reception. Spending the majority of a game trying to post an Instagram’d picture of the field isn’t just pitiful, it’s damn near hopeless.

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It’s weird, but I’m so empathetic; when I see people dying on hot sauce, I do feel for them. And I’m a Midwestern guy, so I think I’m just naturally nice and polite.

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Never underestimate how profoundly marked biceps and defined traps can improve your personal style, particularly if you spend as much time in a sleeveless shirt as Nate Thurmond.

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No athlete entered 2012 with more and left it with less than Lance Armstrong.

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I never really see entertainment as a noble pursuit necessarily, but people really want a sense of normalcy, even if it’s being delivered to them in a ‘Hot Ones’ episode.

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When a high-profile celebrity sits down with you for an interview, there’s no obligation for them to give you anything.

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Increasingly, I’ll see commercials and every fast food chain has the new spicy fries or spicy this or spicy that and I feel like that is popping up more and more. Humbly I do think ‘Hot Ones’ is at the center of that storm in a lot of ways. So yeah I think that we’ve helped take hot sauce and move it into a more mainstream place for sure.

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The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple.

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Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet with a toothbrush.

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There’s something about supposed experts making millions of dollars to bark tired sports cliches that makes our blood boil. And it should.

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If ever there were a case for raising taxes on the wealthy, it’s Andrew Bynum.

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I was a broadcast journalism major at the University of Illinois, so there’s always part of you that thinks you could, or hopes you could, but it’s not like you can just walk in and get a TV job.

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We knew James Harden was good. You don’t get named to All-Star games and win Olympic gold medals when you play like Darko Milicic.

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If I’m talking about like the evolution of ‘Hot Ones,’ when we first started it was not a big hit at all. It was on the verge of being cancelled. The thing that kept us going is that the cult fan base was so intense and nobody was leaving the tent.

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Not everyone’s going to agree to eat chicken wings, that’s obviously an enormous catch to our show, that’s an enormous ask. It’s not easy to get anyone to do your show, but on ‘Hot Ones,’ you have to eat scorching-hot chicken wings. So it’s always going to be a challenge to book, in my opinion, no matter how popular it is in the zeitgeist.

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No future employer is going to comb your college transcript to see how you fared in Microeconomics 300. In fact, you won’t even be asked about where you went to school after your first entry level job.

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I always had dreams that I could be on television. I used to watch ‘The Late Show’ with my dad, and I’d make him pause the VHS whenever the audience laughed to explain jokes to me. But it’s hard to just ‘get into TV.’

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Celebrity is this thing that’s unattainable. This unattainable lifestyle. This unattainable social status. But there’s nothing more commonplace than dying from hot sauce.

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If everybody were to eat the ‘Wings of Death,’ you’d have a better understanding of them.

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I often hear that those are people’s favorite episodes, the ones with people that they don’t know. That’s the magic of ‘Hot Ones.’

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Hot Ones’ is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then ‘Hot Ones’ takes that celebrity and knocks them down a peg – a level that everyone can relate to.

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I’m not Ryan Seacrest. If I want people to pay attention to me, I have to just eat scorching-hot food.

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In an age of political correctness, even the most apparent gender assertions are dismissed as ignorance.

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I don’t have a ton of talents. I’m not this conventionally attractive TV dude.

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If you want to be universally loved, forget a career in broadcasting. You can’t compliment a team without necessarily dissing their opponent.

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Proof of the ‘hysterical strength’ phenomenon is still hearsay, mostly because it’s impossible to recreate those conditions in a lab. That said, try turning a doorknob when the bass drops on ‘Skyfall’ without ripping that door clean off of its hinges.

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I want ‘Hot Ones’ to give people that warm, fuzzy, TGIF ‘Family Matters’ Christmas-episode feeling after they watch it.

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It’s easy to forget about the Memphis Grizzlies because, well, they play in Memphis.

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To ask somebody to sit down and watch 30 minutes’ worth of an Internet video – on the Internet, that’s an eternity.

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Everybody always wants to make the show ‘What’s it like to have a beer with that person?’ And everyone sucks at making it.

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People who are from Chicago are just funnier than people who aren’t from Chicago.

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Bill Walton’s on-court style is immortal.

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Gamers are horrible roommates because they monopolize the TV with something less watchable than ‘The Mob Doctor’ and, if that wasn’t irritating enough, have the audacity to scream combat commands through a head set.

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I used to love wings. People come up to me and say, ‘Hey, you have to try this hot sauce, let’s go get wings.’ I don’t even want to do that for Key and Peele. This is not a hobby.

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Preparing America’s student loan crippled grads to enter a hopeless and crowded job market is no easy task, which is why we should show more love to our nation’s professors.

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We don’t really want to be the ‘Late Night’ of the Internet. We want to have one foot in the mainstream, one foot in the underground.

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When I’m a little kid watching Chicago Bears games, hot salsa would be on the table and the first time I was like, ‘Ah, this is hot Dad, get mild salsa,’ and he was like: ‘Not in my house. We have real salsa. And if you can’t handle real salsa then you can just eat dry chips.’

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I remember me and my brother would watch ‘Beavis and Butthead’ or ‘South Park,’ but we’d be all secret about it because we didn’t want our dad to know. And then before I know it, I’m in fourth grade and me, my brother, and my dad are watching ‘South Park’ together.

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We’ve all had classes with a professor so bland and monotone that their lectures sound like Mitt Romney reading ‘Paradise Lost’ from a blown speaker.

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When ‘Hot Ones’ is done right, every wing is like a different part of that person’s personality.

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The subculture of hot sauce is so fascinating and unique.

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I want to retire in Chicago.

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The sixth track on ‘Days Before Rodeo’ is jet fuel for the soul, the kind of song that could make a middle school librarian put her head through a glass coffee table.

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When Complex hired me, originally I wasn’t at First We Feast, I was just like a hired hand for Complex. They’d send me out to different events or they’d have people visiting the office and I’d do interviews with athletes, musicians, whoever.

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I never feel more famous than at the hot sauce expo.

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When you consider the depths to which major college football coaches are willing to sink in order to protect their programs, Tyrann Mathieu’s dismissal from LSU is staggering.

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When I’m off the clock, I’m just drinking juice and eating cereal and salads and stuff. If I’m off the clock, I’m not eating wings.

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Who is Sean Evans?

Sean Evans is a YouTuber and producer from the United States who is best known for hosting the series Hot Ones, in which he interviews celebrities as they eat increasingly spicy chicken wings.

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