Scott Adams Quotes:
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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Normal people… believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
Scott Adams
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
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Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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The only risk of failure is promotion.
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The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you’re certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you’re gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
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You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me.
Scott Adams
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.
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If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can’t control luck, but you can move from a game with bad odds to one with better odds. You can make it easier for luck to find you. The most useful thing you can do is stay in the game.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.
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I’ve tried lots of things. The reality is, I’m excited by everything on Day 1. And if by Day X things aren’t working the way I hoped, I lose my passion. I have not seen the correlation between my passion and my success.
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If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.
Scott Adams
The most important thing when you study hypnosis is that you learn that humans are irrational. Until you understand that, hypnosis is hard to do… For me, it was this great awakening to understand that humans are deeply irrational, and it’s probably the greatest influence on me in terms of my writing.
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Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that’s O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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