Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Life, Respect, Money, Death, Crowd

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Life, Respect, Money, Death, Crowd

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Life, Respect, Money, Death, Crowd

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.

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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

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If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.

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Life is just a bowl of pits.

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