Robin Williams Quotes About Wallet, Nature, Spring, Comedy, House

Robin Williams Quotes:

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.’ It’s ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’
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Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
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The essential truth is that sometimes you’re worried that they’ll find out it’s a fluke, that you don’t really have it. You’ve lost the muse or – the worst dread – you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on.
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Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
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Robin Williams with wife
Source: Columbia Missourian

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, ‘Oh, man!’ I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I’m outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it’s hardest to see.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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I think it’s great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
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The ‘Aladdin’ thing – that’s not work; that’s just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.
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I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers’ chops.
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Carpe per diem – seize the check.
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I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
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One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn’t necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.
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I don’t have a college degree, and my father didn’t have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, ‘My boy’s got learnin’!’
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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It’s hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
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I don’t do well with snakes and I can’t dance.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Reality: What a concept!
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The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don’t tell me jokes – I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.
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