Rita Rudner Quotes About Bikini, War, Life, Emulate, Energy

Rita Rudner Quotes About Bikini, War, Life, Emulate, Energy

Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner Quotes:

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t get a bikini wax.

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Barbie ruined my life! It’s a really bad image for women. For a long time I thought I was deformed – because my heels didn’t touch the ground. I was walking around on tiptoes. What’s up with that? I think that it’s a bad thing for a woman to try to emulate.

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Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.

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Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act.

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I don’t like when there’s too much conversation because I’m shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

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I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

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I don’t want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I’ll just make you laugh.

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I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren’t too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

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I get so happy when I write a joke. It’s a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

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I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn’t much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

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