Famous & Funny Milton Berle Quotes At Starsquotes

Famous & Funny Milton Berle Quotes At Starsquotes

Milton Berle was an American comedian and actor (born Mendel Berlinger; 12 July 1908 – 27 March 2002). For 80 years, Berle 's career as an animator has spanned first in silent movies and on stage as an actor for children, then on radio, films and TV. He became the first major American broadcasting star, and during the first golden age of TV was the host of the NBC's Texaco Star Theatre (1948-55), which saw millions killed as "Uncle Miltie," "Mr. TV." His work on both radio and TV was honored with two stars at the Hollywood Walk of Fame. In 1913, when he won the Charlie Chaplin children's contest, Berle entered the entertainment business. For silent film, he acted as a child actor. It was the first film appearance of The Perils of Pauline that he said was playing a young child, but it was never immediately confirmed. Through Milton Berle, he described an autobiography that the director told him he was going to represent a little boy thrown out of a train through motion. Famous & Funny Milton Berle Quotes

Famous & Funny Milton Berle Quotes:

It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

Milton Berle

I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.

Milton Berle

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He’s shy a quarter of a million dollars. That’s why he’s retiring.

Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it’s terribly inconvenient.

Milton Berle

Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.

Milton Berle

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s sixth husband. I know what I’m supposed to do, only I don’t know how to make it interesting.

Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle
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