Mark Russell Motivational Quotes:
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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If you call your opponent a politician, it’s grounds for libel.
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Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business. My business.
Mark Russell
You’ve got the brain-washed, that’s the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that’s the Republicans!
Mark Russell
I believe that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business… my business!
Mark Russell
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you’re in trouble.
Mark Russell
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he’s been in so long that it just doesn’t matter, and he’s not running for president. But it’s just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you’re just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
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People are not in a good mood when any politician’s face appears on television.
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You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he’ll be booed. I don’t care if he’s the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.
Mark Russell