Latest Famous Funny Jokes, Husband and Wife, Dirty Jokes

Latest Famous Jokes, Husband and Wife, Dirty Jokes

Latest Famous Funny Jokes, Husband and Wife Funny jokes, Girls Dirty Funny Jokes, girlfriends and boyfriends jokes, man and women funny jokes

Latest Famous Funny Jokes:

Why do humans need funny jokes? When you want to impress different person a sense of humor can become a real asset. Funny guys are usually those with lots of girls hanging around them. On the other hand, some fellows are pretty good at jokes and tricks but they don’t have any ladies, in-fact women seem to stay away.

Having good manners and the ability to joke is not only important but knowing the best jokes that impress ladies is also important. Your friends, boys, maybe impressed on ladies, animals, cars, or celebrities by your jokes, but it may leave her totally cold. So you have to consider the kind of jokes a girl likes to find the most suitable one.

Read more: 10 Short and Most Funny Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes


Woman to her husband while at it: “Please say dirty things to me”

Man: “Bath, Kitchen, Living room…”


My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. “I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.”


I received an invitation for a wedding.
I answered: Maybe next time.


“My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.”


I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic.


My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again. I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.


Me as best man: I heard the best man’s speech should last as long as the groom lasts in bed. Thank you very much for your attention. Enjoy the wedding.


Question: Why doesn’t our democratic society permit a man to have 2 wives?
Answer: Because our laws protect us against cruel and unusual punishment.


My wife told me she needs more space. I said “no problem and locked her out of the house”.


What to give a man who’s got everything? A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.

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