Kin Hubbard Quotes:
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
Kin Hubbard
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Kin Hubbard
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Kin Hubbard
A loafer always has the correct time.
Kin Hubbard
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Kin Hubbard
All the world loves a good loser.
Kin Hubbard
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
Kin Hubbard
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Kin Hubbard
Being an optimist after you’ve got everything you want doesn’t count.
Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Kin Hubbard
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Kin Hubbard
Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
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Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Kin Hubbard
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Kin Hubbard
If capital and labor ever do get together it’s good night for the rest of us.
Kin Hubbard
If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
Kin Hubbard
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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I’ll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that’s more than I can say for prosperity.
Kin Hubbard
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard
It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
Kin Hubbard
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Kin Hubbard
It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Kin Hubbard
It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard
It’s the good loser who finally loses out.
Kin Hubbard
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Kin Hubbard
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Kin Hubbard
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Kin Hubbard
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Kin Hubbard
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Kin Hubbard
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Kin Hubbard
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Kin Hubbard
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kin Hubbard
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
Kin Hubbard
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
Kin Hubbard
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Kin Hubbard
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Kin Hubbard
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
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When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s the money.
Kin Hubbard
Where ignorance is bliss it’s foolish to borrow your neighbor’s newspaper.
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Who is Kin Hubbard?
Kin Hubbard was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist who was better known as Frank McKinney Hubbard. His most well-known piece was for the film “Abe Martin.” The cartoon first appeared in The Indianapolis News in December 1904 and ran for twenty-six years on the back page of the newspaper.