Joe Rogan Quotes:
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It’s a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box… but in an actual physical fight against someone who’s just a wrestler, you’re going to get killed.
Joe Rogan
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
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As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who’s been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it’s stretching is if you haven’t done it, or that you haven’t done it rigorously for a long period of time.
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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.
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But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith – and that nothing has to be proven.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
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I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
Joe Rogan
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
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I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.
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I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
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I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you’re sparring or drilling techniques, you can’t think of anything else.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them – the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.
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I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way.
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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they’re brooding all the time.
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