Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn’t get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, ‘Thank you?’
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Sandler’s always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
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Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.
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Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, people who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.’
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.’
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you… adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, ‘Hi, I’m over 80 years old.’
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you… fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.
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Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
Jimmy Fallon
The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.
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The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
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The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.
Jimmy Fallon
There couldn’t have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It’s beyond baseball. It’s rooting for your family.
Jimmy Fallon
They got a great performance from me. I was happy.
Jimmy Fallon
We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.
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We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you’re a pretty good fan. You don’t have to win everything to be a fan of something.
Jimmy Fallon
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
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Who is Jimmy Fallon?
James Thomas Fallon is an actor, comedian, and television personality from the United States. He is most known for his appearances on Saturday Night Live and as the host of the late-night talk show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and, before to that, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.