Henny Youngman Quotes About Funny, Best, Love

Henny Youngman Quotes About Funny, Best, Love

Henny Youngman Quotes On Funny, Best, Goodfellas, Famous, Love. Henry "Henny" Youngman (previous Yiddish surname Yungman; March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his "one-liner" mastery; his best-known one-liner was "Please take my mom." In a time when many comedians told intricate anecdotes, Youngman 's routine was to say simplistic one-liner jokes, sometimes with violin-playing interludes. They depicted simple situations like cartoons, cutting long build-ups and going straight to the punch line.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Henny Youngman

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

Take my wife… Please!

Henny Youngman

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.

Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Henny Youngman

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Henny Youngman

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

Henny Youngman

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Henny Youngman

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Henny Youngman
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