Funny Mike Tyson Quotes :
When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap – people shouldn’t read that stuff.
Mike Tyson
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Mike Tyson
I ain’t the same person I was when I bit that guy’s ear off.
Mike Tyson
My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.
Mike Tyson
I think the average person thinks I’m a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.
Mike Tyson
I’m the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don’t believe it, check the cash register.
Mike Tyson
People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.
Mike Tyson
I’m just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too.
Mike Tyson
I feel like sometimes that I was not meant for this society.
Mike Tyson
If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?
Mike Tyson
I’m a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson
When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson
When you see me smash somebody’s skull, you enjoy it.
Mike Tyson