Famous Dumb Quotes About Love, Life And Funny

Famous Dumb Quotes About Love, Life And Funny

Famous Dumb Quotes About Love, Life & Funny
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Famous Dumb Quotes:

There aren’t any real dumb people in my voices. It’s always irritated me about Hollywood dialogue – there’s so much dialogue that would just bore a Ford mechanic. This is not how people talk.

Jim Harrison

It’s well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they’re in middle school.

Sally Ride

I’m grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.

Bo Burnham

I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

Sophia Loren

I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep.

Jimmy Fallon

Things go wrong for me all the time with technology. I’m not familiar enough with it, and I’m too old-school a brain to be able to figure it out. I’m dumb. Anything that I have to attack with my thumbs, for any period of time, makes me feel stupid. So, I try to avoid it, as much as possible, to protect my thumbs.

Johnny Depp

Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express yourself just so you can fit in, just so people won’t dislike you.

Gerard Way

America is dumb. It’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you – aggressive. My daughter is four; my boy is one. I’d like them to see America as a toy – a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling, and then get out.

Johnny Depp

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn’t funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, ‘What did he say?’

Lewis Black

When the first big paycheque with ‘Dumb And Dumber’ hit, I went: ‘Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?’ But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe.

Jim Carrey

People say you have to know when to retire, which is a dumb thing to say. If you want to go out on top, yeah, it becomes important when you quit. But I wasn’t afraid of that. And I wasn’t worried about getting fired. I knew the risk. To me, it’s not an ego thing. I enjoy coaching. I enjoy helping people achieve something.

Tom Landry

Obscenities… I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can’t think of what they want to say and they’re frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren’t very smart – want to be just one of the boys.

Andy Rooney

I’m not dumb by a long shot. I’m just bad.

21 Savage

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork.

Edward Abbey

I know it sounds so dumb, but when you’ve had pink hair for 12 years and take that away, you’re looked at in a different light.

Jeffree Star

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Joan Rivers

I’m not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.

Paris Hilton

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Scott Adams

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don’t have to be anything else.

Orson Welles

Only very intelligent people don’t wish they were in politics, and I’m dumb enough to want to be in there.

Orson Welles

Corporate America is not dumb; it’s worked hard to sew up both political parties in its nefarious schemes to place their short-term economic interests before the health and well-being of the average American.

Marianne Williamson

I don’t have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.

Bobby Knight

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

Honore de Balzac

Today, I give my daughter what I really didn’t have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.

Lenny Bruce

Before my dad passed away, I would miss a lot of baby showers and weddings, sacrificed a lot of family and friend events for dumb road dates. I don’t do that anymore. It’s gone in the other direction. I’m more inclined to put family and friends first.

Ali Wong

I’m a meathead. I can’t help it, man. You’ve got smart people and you’ve got dumb people.

Keanu Reeves

It takes a smart man to play dumb.

Mr. T

Because we are communal creatures, if you’re with people who think you’re smart, you’re smart, and if they think you’re dumb, you’re dumb.

Gloria Steinem

I’m a meathead, man. You’ve got smart people, and you’ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

Keanu Reeves

No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don’t ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

If I get stuck, I look at a book that tells me how someone else did it. I turn the pages, and then I say, ‘Oh, I forgot that bit,’ then close the book and carry on. Finally, after you’ve figured out how to do it, you read how they did it and find out how dumb your solution is and how much more clever and efficient theirs is!

Richard P. Feynman

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

Richard P. Feynman

In midlife, we’re as dumb as we get.

P. J. O’Rourke

Why, over her political career has Wall Street been a major – the major campaign contributor to Hillary Clinton? You know, maybe they’re dumb and they don’t know what they’re going to get, but I don’t think so.

Bernie Sanders

If somebody’s dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they’re going to have to take what they get.

Clint Eastwood

Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today’s winners are tomorrow’s blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.

Hunter S. Thompson

A lot of dumb pictures have made a lot of money, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to be anything cinema students will revel over in the future.

Clint Eastwood

It’s human nature to not say everything that’s on your mind at the time you think it. Because we fear saying something that people will laugh at, people will think is dumb. We’re afraid of being embarrassed.

Taylor Swift

We’ve got to dumb America up again.

Ray Bradbury

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I bought a company in the mid-’90s called Dexter Shoe and paid $400 million for it. And it went to zero. And I gave about $400 million worth of Berkshire stock, which is probably now worth $400 billion. But I’ve made lots of dumb decisions. That’s part of the game.

Warren Buffett

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
I don’t think women are dumb.

John Updike

I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.
Barack Obama

Arthur Miller wouldn’t have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Marilyn Monroe

In judging of a beautiful statue, the aesthetic faculty is absolutely and completely gratified by the splendid curves of those marble lips that are dumb to our complaint, the noble modelling of those limbs that are powerless to help us.

Oscar Wilde

When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison?

Khalil Gibran

When you’re young, you look at television and think, there’s a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.

Steve Jobs

It is just like man’s vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Mark Twain

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

George Washington

I actually feel most at home when I find people who make me feel really dumb, who are brilliant at their particular things. And then I gather these people, put them in a room, and watch incredible things come out of it.

Mick Ebeling

What is Dumb ?

Dumb is the Old English term meaning “mute, speechless” which came from an even older term dheubh meaning “confusion, ignorance, dizziness.” Dumb still means “unable to speak,” but it has little to do with intellect today. And the other definition does.

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