Dog Quotes, Love, Best Friend, Inspirational, Pets

Dog Quotes, Love, Best Friend, Inspirational, Pets

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Dog Quotes “Funny”

Dogs are as amusing as love. Want evidence? See the funny quotes below for the dog

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

Elayne Boosler

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley

Dog is God spelled backward.

Duane Chapman

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.

Franklin P. Jones

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Edward Abbey

Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.

Moby

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Harry S Truman

The dog is the god of frolic.

Henry Ward Beecher

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Franklin P. Jones

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.

George Carlin

I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.

Jarod Kintz

If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Roger A. Caras

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.

Charles M Schulz

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

Mark Haddon

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

John Steinbeck

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Jerome K. Jerome

The following dog quotes contain message of loyalty and friendship to dogs, inspiring feelings on our mates, and quotes which show how much our dogs love us. For this reason, these quotes add to your animal wall art  beautifully.

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