Best Ogden Nash Quotes About Love & Life -

Best Ogden Nash Quotes About Love & Life

Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19th 1902-May 19th 1971) was an American poet who had written over 500 pieces, well known for his light verse. He was declared the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry with his unconventional rhyming schemes.

Ogden Nash Quotes:

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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Too clever is dumb.

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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all.

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Commitments the voters don’t know about can’t hurt you.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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