Ogden Nash Quotes:
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
OGDEN NASH
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Too clever is dumb.
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
OGDEN NASH
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all.
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Commitments the voters don’t know about can’t hurt you.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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