Andy Rooney Quotes About Love, Life, Friendship, Christmas, Happiness

Andy Rooney Quotes About Love, Life, Friendship, Christmas, Happiness

Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney Quotes:

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can’t eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as ‘progress’, doesn’t spread.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

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I’m in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it’s wrong that I get fired, well, I’ve got enough to eat.

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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.

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Andy Rooney with wife
Source: Find A Grave

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.

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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

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Death is a distant rumor to the young.

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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

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