Amy Sedaris Quotes About Love, Money, Model, Time, Dress

Amy Sedaris Quotes About Love, Money, Model, Time, Dress

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Amy Sedaris Quotes:

A lot of crafters, they’re shut-ins.

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But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

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David and Dad didn’t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn’t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they’re like best friends.

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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

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I always find something to keep me busy.

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I always knew I didn’t want kids, and I didn’t want to get married.

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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn’t be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they’re attractive.

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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid.

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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it’s different when you’re sitting down and writing it out.

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I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

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I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

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I have a couple freeloader friends, but it’s okay. I know they’re gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

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I have a very muscular face.

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I have always wanted a bunny and I’ll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

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I have no desire to carry a movie.

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I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you’d get your supplies, and then you’d use your imagination.

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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

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I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I’m gonna do it, and I’ll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn’t doing it. But very seldom does that happen.

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I like to entertain in all aspects. When you’re with somebody and you’re out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way.

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I like to just make things… If I have the TV on, I’m not just going to sit there. I want to do something with my hands; I’ve always got a project. Or I get a small group of people over, and I say, ‘Let’s make these things today.’

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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I’m like, ‘I don’t really know anything about that stuff.’

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I like working with the public, and I like that it’s really hard work.

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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.

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I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.

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I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone’s yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.

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I really don’t like going out. I don’t like restaurants because I don’t like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I’ve always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

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